Vaan, the space pirate!

I just met this one in ffta2!

yes, he's just as dumb as in ff12, and this time, he's actually wearing a shirt so you don't have to see his horribly animated abs.

WHY YOU IS DUMB!

Flurry of blows! Er, updaytes. er, upnights. er, wait. crap.
Moral of all stories: DO NOT BE DUMB.
As shown here.
Public void main string rocket backpack rocket rocker.



Ellen can totally take down that bandit. With ease.
And, contrary to popular opinion, archers make the best tanks.