silly kids

I AM SO SMART S-M-R-T

The extensive list compiled by the crazy kitten mayge and...Jake.

Bug bug is cat S-M-R-T
....-S-M-R-cat
I am a bug S-M-R-cat
I am WoW S-M-R-fail
I am a cat S-M-R-Fong
I am a cat cat-cat-cat-T
I am the horde S-M-R-T
I am smrt S-M-R...
I am a cat S-M-LEEEROOOOYY-JEEENNKKKIINNGGGG
I am a shirt S-M-R-T
I am a shrt S-M-R-T
....S-H-R-T
I am so smart S-H-R-T
I am a fish V-E-R-B
I am a fish A-D-J-E-C-T-I-V-E...wait
I am a fish glub-blub-blub-blub
I am a cat B-O-L-G
I am a vampire B-R-C-Z
I am alive D-E-A-D
I am alive D-E-D...smrt
I like the scourge H-A-T-E

i never thought I'd say it, but batman pwns

It moves. I swear. Click if blogger is being stupid.

tell me if you've heard this one

(click for greater reading justice)

Tell me. Is it, or is it not, either the stay-puffed marshamllow man, or the pillbury doughboy, or the michelin man?

Silly draenei.

ahh smbc

God Kills a Republican

Lol, fap fap fap fap.

This is a tide-everyone-over until i get my g*ddamn software to maek good montagz.

jaek is awesome

i like realm maintenance

UBERMODERATOR HAZ MODERATED THIS POZT

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A brief diversion into the untold and uncharted realms of seriousness

I watched a short movie on the Dalai Lama on Saturday.

I have only one question: Why do people hurt people like the Chinese did to the Tibetans?

Why?

;_;
T_T
Q_Q
q_q
-_-

The man is a genius, verily

Omni is right. Diablo 3 epic win.

I remember the first game. It was so hard you could only win by restarting continuously to get easy spellbooks until you had fireball rank 17 and could use mana shield to survive Diablo's Apocalypse.

The second game wasn't hard, but was the best online experience i had until i got addicted to world of warcrack

How can they make more magic...Blizzard is truly the false idol of our time, to which I readily prostrate myself.

Introducing

WoW UI

NOT CLUTTERED

new hair

yay! Moar gaems!

D&D Name generator at it's finest!

grr. made me go afk for this

I can do it too!

It is 4:04 on my clock right now. Someone's interweb just sank

So i found a really nifty thing for us World of Warcrack addicts.

http://sigs.guildlaunch.net/

it maeks you a signature with your character on it, and a pretty picture, and your stats taht you are most proud of.

and very soon there will be a wonderful new post. Full of...how you say...Art.

SuperHaxxxxx....

I learned how to wave-dash! Lol. Also Time has anxiously been waiting my arrival. Now i am here...now I am not. Ha! I defy all logic. Did you know that the truth is boring? And now for the truth. You may not always want to know what is hidden up skirts.

KANE...LIVES!

I had a famileee.

I fed them shards of glass.

Now they have lots of new orifices that make red water for everyone.

And the next tiem there is a baby on the same flight i am on, the in-flight dinner will be VEAL.

and I don't mean deers or w/e.

...i mean babies.

in case you didn't get that.

Will put up art when there is art that is done.

In the mean time: MARIO KART!

dwarf cat

Family vacations don't necessarily suck. I re-bonded with my cousin Zack, who's 23 and just as much into D&D, MMOs, video games, etc. as we are. And he's a musical GENIUS. He does techno/trance stuff (mostly trance) and is utterly amazing at it. It's nice to know that I'm not the only dork in the family. We're going to a medieval thing later in July for a few days, and I'm pumped for that. At least I'm getting one road trip out of this summer.

On a side note: this might be one of those memes that's already been talked about, but do any of you play and of the Elder Scrolls games, specifically Oblivion?

so long and thanks for all the fish

So, I'm in New York right now on a family vacation thing. My grandmother's family owns this house-mansion-thingy right on Lake Ontario. I used to come here every summer up until I was nine. Lots of fish, water, bugs, creaky old houses, small children, relatives...you get the picture. It's out of use all seasons except for the summer, so it gets to be pretty groady without people to take care of it.

At any rate, this year my sort-of aunt and her children (8 and 6 years old) brought with them TWO KITTENS. And one of them's name is Ella. Which is confusing.

The moral of this post: zomg kit-tenz who like to biyte! and are ku-yte.

transmission

So in the words of my 4 year old cousin eating salad "nom NOM!!!...... nom NOM!!!!"

/end transmission




LEEEEEEROY JENKIINNSSSSS!!!!!!

“The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open.”

Just a warning, a disclaimer, a legal don't-shoot-or-yell-or-rant-at-me message prior to the actual message containing things that might force things to be thrown at me: This is going to be a post filled with emotions, boring things, and the only video game references will be to Wind Waker and WoW, but they will be brief. Oh yes, and it might be rather long. So feel free to skip, skim over, or actually read. I take no responsibility for your actions....anyway.

I've been reading a lot lately. Mostly Chuck Palahnuik (HAHA! I spelled it right), and Neil Gaiman. Palahnuik is most renowned for writing Fight Club (which I have never read) and has a really #&$*'d view on the world, but is a really good and interesting read. Gaiman is a fecking genius, really. Sandman is a good graphic novel series in itself, but his actual novel writing is phenomenal. In other words, I'm pale and now writing a novel of my own. But who knows how long I'll actually care enough to remember to write.

Y'know what sucks? When your internet goes out because of thunderstorms. Not the electricity, mind you, because if the electricity had gone out you would have reason to complain and whine and get sympathy. No, the internet. This means no checking SWIS, email, web comics, or playing WoW. Or watching terrible TV shows.

So, my internet was out until 4 this afternoon. I was forced to actually accomplish household tasks. >.< Dishes, playing Wind Waker, telling my dog to shut up and stop barking. And I felt really...cut off from the world. I am a leper without my interwebzorz.

Oh yeah and emotional blarg about NMH and friends in VT being angst-filled. OH, but I really can't complain about anything. YA RLY.

'Cause, well...I dunno. I had an awesome weekend. I'd been meaning to go to a concert (an actual concert. Read: rock or some form/sub-genre of), and lo and behold my friend Megan invited me to go with her and her friend Jonah to one on Friday night. The bands were pretty good for high school kids, and the company was definitely worth it. I drank about 4 energy drinks and we were up until 2 am. We had to wake up at 5.

Basically....I'm done. Erm. if I still had Photo Shop I would post something epic I made, but I deleted that (along with most of the files on my computer) to make it so I could actually play WoW.

To Quote Peter, Paul and Mary...

So I'm leaving, on a jet plane. But unlike the doofus in that song, I do know when I'm coming back. Next week, at about 12 am -_-;; . Fecking time zones.

Going to see everyone related to my dad through blood, marriage, or demonology. Most likely spend the whole time doing what I do here: play Gaemz all day, with the subtraction of World of Warcrack.

I want a mount. 4 moar levuls to go. T_T

I also want to not have a plane leaving at 9:30, because the airport is an hour away at least, and they say be there an hour and a half ahead of time.

If my DS charge runs out I am so choking a stewardess with the DM's Guide.

Chauncey is a TOTAL douche sometimes

Don't give me that look, you know exactly who Chauncey is. Or maybe you don't.
Anyway, he threw out the packing crates yesterday. He KNEW there would be a 10% market value rise of packing crates today, and that I planned to sell them in the orient.

Something dear uncle Dawson sent this morning with the postman:

http://lemondemon.com/downloads/Kitten%20Is%20Angry.mp3

The beast surely is angry, if even junior bards sing of it.

I will now eat this entire carton of cucumber slices mixed with woodchips. Doctor's orders for a healthy...nose...or something. Yes. A healthy nose.

Fall, Image Gundam!

jake told to me make an image, so I threw something together in photoshop.
crazyradio!
Click on the image so you see more than half of it.


eeeemage.

RISE, SHINING UPDAAAAAATE! *snap*

Behold! For I have produced...A half baked thing.

The second half is something I stuck on there. It will look better when I decide what I want to do with it.




I hope this damn thing works. *Disapprove'd!*

The hilariosity...it exists

Links to websites I've discovered that are hilarious, insightful, interesting, intelligent, entertaining, or otherwise good.

http://cracked.com
This is basically just a guy who goes on rants about things from Sky Mall to Metal Gear Solid. Besides his blog, the site includes videos, forums, captions of which I've yet to check out.

http://failblog.com
Made by ICHS, it's a lot like you'redoingitwrong, but much much funnier. Literally, the lolcats of failure.

http://blog.internet-explorers.net/
Some guy's blog which has interesting links and posts. And...he's got his own webcomic of which you may or may not be familiar with. Meaning internet-explorers.net

http://photoshopd.blogspot.com
Bad Photoshopping in the mass media world. Need I say more?

http://blag.xkcd.com/
The blog to go along with the more widely known webcomic. More interesting/intelligent than hilarious.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/
Political stuff. Find stuff to rant about.

http://www.indexed.blogspot.com/
A cute and simple web comic/blog thing.

http://www.newsgroper.com/
Fake celebrity bolgs. Anyone from Obama to Britney Spears, athletes, spiritual leaders. There are some really funny things on here.

Thassabout it. have fun wasting time, even if you find you hate all of the sites and the only time wasted it the five point oh-nine seconds you spend clicking and exiting.

retro kats are superheroes

Thunder, thunder, thundercats, Ho!
Thundercats are on the move,
Thundercats are loose,
Feel the magic, hear the Roar,
Thundercats are loose,

Thunder, thunder, thunder, Thundercats!
Thunder, thunder, thunder, Thundercats!
Thunder, thunder, thunder, Thundercats!
Thunder, thunder, thunder, Thundercats! Thundercats!

John Z-234-Y-627

"Then spake King Arthur to Sir Bedivere:
‘Hast thou performed me mission which I gave?
Where is my compliment to the cheese I hast?”
And answer made the bold Sir Bedivere:
“Are thou a lolcat? Talkest we not so pompously!”
But it was Caturday, indeed, and also they were in a poem."


Verily.
(brought to you by me, from http://sellout.woot.com/Default.aspx?WootSaleId=5690&ts=1213012165&sig=74c59a8e670b11d2)

Glasseslesscat...is hard to pronounce

So the worst part of losing something like your glasses is that when you are looking for them, you can't see because you don't have your glasses, and you need them to find your glasses, but you can't find them without your glasses, but you're looking FOR your glasses, and so you...you knkow what...you just...you...i'll...i...just...a....GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

*pantpant*

It took me three days to install WoW on this craptacular Dell compy at mom's house. It drives me nuts how bad the interwebs is.

So, this is what i got to play with last night! XD
don't you just love fire and explosives?

-_-;;

there's really two types of posts on this bolg.
There's crazy-wierd-insane gamer/animator/person posts, and there's posts about life in general.
See asian sweat-drop emote in title.
o.O

well I would like new vocal cords, kthnx

I've randomly acquired laryngitis. I have no voice and I'm coughing like hell, and my throat is screaming at me to get it some cough drops. But I has no monies, as I spent them all on emo sunglasses, candy, a shirt for my dad, and other things that one can find in upper class America's malls. I hate malls. I generally hate consumerism, but I'm as much a hypocrite as any. I've been being driven around in a silver Porsche convertible, so that kind of off-sets the laryngitis.

DEAR GOD MY VOICE!

Can we get a replacement for eyes, now?

Started work on two new projects...I noticed that I draw things that mostly look alike: asplode-y type deals.

I also noticed that drawing in MS paint for 3 hours can really f*ck up your hand.

Insomnia

It makes me play WoW better. Er, longer. Er, waste more of my life.

Hehehe, sleep is for noobs.
1:37 AM right now. Gotta get up at 7 to go work for 6 hours on a house.
Vat eees dis "schleeeep" joo speek off?
How joo say in ingiliz? schleeep?

DEAR GOD, YOUR EYES ARE CLOSED! NO! DON'T SLEEP!

So I'm a tired bastard and a sellout

Ok people, I now have Adsense. Which means that soon enough, there will be shiny buttons to click to annoy people here. CLICK THEM. It gives me money, something I desperately need.

Just finished going to about 6 parties, half for me and half for other people, so my eyes really hurt now.

Plus, due to a monster gamestop run, I has 5 noo gaemz to paly. My eyes!

It had to be posted...

In other news there is no other news.

Funny hats.

Cthulu: Breaking into your house since fucking forever.

commencuation

This is your club:

This is your club after graduation:

WHY YOU IS DUMB!

Flurry of blows! Er, updaytes. er, upnights. er, wait. crap.
Moral of all stories: DO NOT BE DUMB.
As shown here.
Public void main string rocket backpack rocket rocker.



Ellen can totally take down that bandit. With ease.
And, contrary to popular opinion, archers make the best tanks.

WHY YOU IS WRONG!

Here is a picture of Cid Hasin a banana


I finally finished that image. I maek it appear now on the screen for your veiwewering plezurs.


YAY RAGNELL!

In other news: Flame Rocket Cat Skates fire out of france's nipples.

Mind=mine=pine=FLAY IT ALL

So, you've got your mindflayers, right. Illithids? Tentacles, brains, yum, etc.


So then you're lookin' at yer mindflayer, and suddenly...


He's a mine-flayer. Cuz, you know, with the pickaxe and all. Mining stuff and stuff. But, still, one more pun-logical leap.



A pineflayer!
Pound IT!!!!! I'M STRAIGHT UP DOIN HOMEWAAARRRKKKK!

el gato. le chien. the mouse

So, two nights ago, my cat brought in a mouse from outside. A teeny little mouse, scared to be attacked by such a ferocious...kit-ten. Anyway, the kitten brings the mouse inside and my dog, being my dog, goes over to see what's happening. The dog shoves the kitten out of the way and starts sniffing and licking the mouse and...
INHALES it. Through her mouth. Swallows without chewing.

So then, both the kitten and the dog go walking around the room, looking for the mouse. Totally like WTF just happened?! This went on for like 10 minutes. Just them sniffing and walking and scamping and looking confuzzled.

Hilarious.

coming soon to prove MS paint can still pwn

Another crazy "holiness explosion" type animation.

gawd, my eyes hurt. I worked on it for hour and a half just now. About a third done. *pant pant pant*

More snake...BREAD

I made teh secondness. it took me FOR-EVAR

Before the bolg becomes a series of Toasty images

OK Fong. And everyone else.

When you make a series of images, post them all at once, save to tell us "first in series, will post rest when finished" Because 1 large post is bettr than a bajillion sml posts.

I also have absolutely nothing to put up here right now, because Java is a dick.

for(java is a dick = yes; java keeps being a dick; java = java + wtf)
{
GODDAMNIT = true;
}

The toast.

The toast. He has it.
Oh, to have toast as he does.

a perty

I made it myself. It is not done, but it is fun. I will continue to work on this purty little thing, and post results later.

voices of the lifestream are talking to me constantly. unless i'm in a state of trance.

A Cat post actually about a g*d-damned cat.

First, 100 moneys to the person to draw a better levinsnake than Fong.

second: i wa thinking about my caat today. She is 2.

We got her at 8 weeks from teh Greenfield pound. Omg, she was so cute and climbing up the cage using the other kittens as ladders.

but I feel really bad, because she had a sister in there, and we SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN HER TOO, and I wonder if she's ok...she was one of those cats with the 6 claws on one paw...all unique n' shit.

gawd daymn it. curse a world where kittens are put to sleep.

CRAPPY SNAKES RISE!

Sh*tty leavened jpegs RIZE! wait, no, the SNAKE didn't.

AND YES. IT IS BREAD.

mountain cottage fountain

This year's gone by too fast, but maybe that's a good thing. Because, because of that, the bruises and scars from various outdoor activities and general abuse from friends seem to fade more quickly.
I need to make more stuffz but I don't have any time. Damn this school and its school-ness. Cat. cat.

In the words of great debaters everywhere

The great so-pho-kels himself said so.
Also, click on the image to ensure the full viewing pleasure of the windmill.

BY THE TWISTING NETHER

Look at me: I'm as hypocritical as a kitten up a tree...

So I might start letting Google put ads on this site, because I want the money so badly, it hurts a lot.

Hmm...

The problem is I hate the whole "money is everything" idea that most of our lives seem to revolve around, but I realy would like some extra capital, and I may not even get a summer job this year because of stupid people.

So there's something to think about.

WAFFLESARESQUAREEATMUDPIESATTHEWHITEHOUSE...

*AAAAAAAAAAAADEATHPIG!!!!!!*

There is another update below this one.

Two! Because may is...5...um...shit. I hate maths.

Cos(flarebear)=may 1

Forced to Call Upon The Breath of Updating...

Bless my rage and tear forth...
Oops, sorry. Wrong incantation.

Oh, it is the first of may...oh it is the first of may!
Remember, lords and ladies, to OH MY GOD IT'S A DEMONRUNOUCHTHEPAINOHHELPME*CRUNCH*CRUNCH*CRUNCH*

I met Carmen Sandiego today. She needs a new hat.

The knee is doing better, now it just looks like I got hit with a rusty hand-axe. Without the disease part.

My productivity levels have fallen again due to the end of term work catching up to me in the form of a massive final project for computer science and two 10+ page papers about peasant economies. Blaaaarg.

Hopefully this weekend I will post something worthwhile, but chances are still suspiciously low.^
A major problem with putting things up here is the type of file types allowed. It is vaery annoying. If I was better with HTML I would mess with the code and put links to different things, but I sort of forgot how to do that.

Tuxedos are too expensive. Feck them. And feck their communist dog damned-greasy handsed-castrated-pencilnosed grandparents. I'm going to the prom in a swimsuit.*

*Not really.
^I Might actually put up some powerpoints I made that will be very enjoyabible. Yes. They enjoy bibles. Feck off.