there's a lamp over there

..........
POUND IT!
I'M STRAIGHT UP DOIN HOMEWAAARRKKKKK!!!
fucking hell, fucking sh*t ass xelha has an irritating voice homework teeth.
AND NOW, ANGERY GRADES FIRE OUT OF MY TEACHERS.

Friendship Blossoms into Unrequited Love

Hampshire can be summed up with the following song lyrics:

"Mr. Jones and me tell each other fairy tales
and we stare at the beautiful women
she's lookin' at you, oh no yo,
she lookin' at me."

Dear god there r so many purty wuns. Like hory clap. Everyone made...idk...Str the dump stat or something. And Awesome the high stat.

That and everyone is smart as can be, all serious about the future and what have you.

So to make a pitiful story short, I met an awesome girl already, and was hanging out much lots of, until she makes a mention of-oh-boyfriend in Columbia. Not the school, the country.
She's going there to get laser surgery this summer.
Q_Q
T_T
;_;
._.

Fecking Ged Dominit.

Great Justice!

My head will explode if this continues. I just got back from camping on an island in the middle of a large lake, and so have watched 70 episodes of bleach in the last 2 days. I have an obsession with soundtracks....I've listened to "on the precipice of defeat" 45 times already. also, ffta2, kingdom hearts, lament of innocence, ff12, and soul calibur 3. this has been in the past 48 hours. I will now recite the periodic table of elementals.
Oh...and i'm off to another college tomorrow. in my state of mind, with luck, i may only imagine i'm on a quest for bankai. or maybe my tour guide will be a hollow. now i feel like raiding jake's house. Hmmm....

yes, Jake, it is a REAL SONG!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z47EUaIFrdQ

>_>

okay i'm sorry i know i'm not supposed to post music and shit.
to shannon or anyone else who likes that sort of thing:
http://tinyurl.com/songfongposted

listyen or be conversed in /bees.
and yes, dammit, i rhyme with song. <_<>_> <_>>_they need to standardize V>^<

...

Better watch out...

I'M COVERED IN BEES!

(I spelled bees wrong twice while searching for that picture)
(hooray for two am)

my own list

you know you're a geek if:

1: while visiting niagra falls, instead of chewing on a toothpick, you chew on a ds stylus.

as you can see my list is short. It will get bigger. also niagra falls is very wet.

Rook Paper Soissers

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j194/ladystardust66/games.jpg

sorry Shannon. you can post something about Guild Wars

Anyway, signs you might have been playing too much World of WarCraft:

http://www.geocities.com/wfckuroneko/ykyptmwoww.html

26ish days

And that there butterfly is going to get me through the next three weeks.
Hooray for being able to watch anime online.

O Hai, I upgraded yur Ethurwebz

I R HAZ NOO COMPYOUTR. IT R A HP. IT HAS A HIT POINTS.

AND NOW I R MAEK A KITN? C?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBO2U7SZ5qs

Since I R dum at yoo toob you go watch kthx.

it's funnier if you've seen the movie

But it's pretty funny anyway

Double post!


Shamelessly stolen from C&H, but i felt like it needed to be posted, just in case no one else regularly read its.

Not that you care, but

I won't be on WoW for the next like month (until school starts) because my internet here is made of death.
1.4k ms lag....
stupid satellite internats.
intergnats.
untergnats.
oonternoots!
fucking hell.

not that you care, but

i'm not going to be on WoW ever. (play Guild Wars!) and i'm going to be ridin' 16 hours and there's nothin' much to do. m' srry. spontanious song quote. I'm going to burlington to visit uvm. they has good internetz (i hope). and ...and...and...and...I has a bucket.

I also unlocked this fun character. he's the final boss. now i'm the final boss. pity he has no story mode though.

not that you care, but

I'm not going to be on WoW for the next week.
Meaning until Sunday night or Mondayish.
In Colorado having an amazing time
my hair's purple
and my friend's wireless interwebz hate my computer.
so yeah.
much love and stuff

all you without nintendo ds like me who wish to play the aweseom that is FFTA2:
get http://www.utorrent.com/
then go http://isohunt.com/torrent_details/46333984/final+fantasy+tactics?tab=summary
and download
and then google nocash emulator
and play!

Vaan, the space pirate!

I just met this one in ffta2!

yes, he's just as dumb as in ff12, and this time, he's actually wearing a shirt so you don't have to see his horribly animated abs.

random web images

because I'm freaking out about several life things,
I'm about to pass out
and there's no one on WoW

So i spent all damn vacation playing FFTA2 on my DS emulator for my compooter.

Current inventory:
Seventh heaven x2 (teaches ultima shot to hunters)
Rangetsu-denbu x1 (teaches dual-wield)
Zanmato x1 (teaches ultima masher to assassins)
Materia blade x1 (teaches ultima sword to gladiators and dumb moogles)
Lotus mace x1 (teaches giga flare)
and also whatever the thing is that teaches doublecast.

Whoooo doesn't update for weeks at a time?

I DO!

Several things have happened.

1. My fucking software is here. Now I can draw things that look up to 3x better and STILL not update on time! :D

2. Baby birds are living in the windowsill next to the AC. Freebooters.

3. My bottom braces came off, and methinks I will have to see a dentist regarding one tooth in particular, which seems to have a slight structural integrity issue.

5. I forgot number 4

6. WoW still saps vitality, ingenuity, productivity, elasticity, (wate, wut?) from everything else.

7. KIRBY IS A DOUCHEBAG.
Srsly. If you ever played SSBB online, the #1 choice of dumb people who have no skill is kirby, and they spam the over smash like little crack whores. Because...crack whores...spam the over smash...
>.>
<.<
;_;

for some reason...

this makes me feel full of win:

http://www.wowarmory.com/guild-info.xml?r=Hakkar&n=The+Nameless+Light&p=1

silly kids

I AM SO SMART S-M-R-T

The extensive list compiled by the crazy kitten mayge and...Jake.

Bug bug is cat S-M-R-T
....-S-M-R-cat
I am a bug S-M-R-cat
I am WoW S-M-R-fail
I am a cat S-M-R-Fong
I am a cat cat-cat-cat-T
I am the horde S-M-R-T
I am smrt S-M-R...
I am a cat S-M-LEEEROOOOYY-JEEENNKKKIINNGGGG
I am a shirt S-M-R-T
I am a shrt S-M-R-T
....S-H-R-T
I am so smart S-H-R-T
I am a fish V-E-R-B
I am a fish A-D-J-E-C-T-I-V-E...wait
I am a fish glub-blub-blub-blub
I am a cat B-O-L-G
I am a vampire B-R-C-Z
I am alive D-E-A-D
I am alive D-E-D...smrt
I like the scourge H-A-T-E

i never thought I'd say it, but batman pwns

It moves. I swear. Click if blogger is being stupid.

tell me if you've heard this one

(click for greater reading justice)

Tell me. Is it, or is it not, either the stay-puffed marshamllow man, or the pillbury doughboy, or the michelin man?

Silly draenei.

ahh smbc

God Kills a Republican

Lol, fap fap fap fap.

This is a tide-everyone-over until i get my g*ddamn software to maek good montagz.

jaek is awesome

i like realm maintenance

UBERMODERATOR HAZ MODERATED THIS POZT

:D

:D

:D

:D

A brief diversion into the untold and uncharted realms of seriousness

I watched a short movie on the Dalai Lama on Saturday.

I have only one question: Why do people hurt people like the Chinese did to the Tibetans?

Why?

;_;
T_T
Q_Q
q_q
-_-

The man is a genius, verily

Omni is right. Diablo 3 epic win.

I remember the first game. It was so hard you could only win by restarting continuously to get easy spellbooks until you had fireball rank 17 and could use mana shield to survive Diablo's Apocalypse.

The second game wasn't hard, but was the best online experience i had until i got addicted to world of warcrack

How can they make more magic...Blizzard is truly the false idol of our time, to which I readily prostrate myself.

Introducing

WoW UI

NOT CLUTTERED

new hair

yay! Moar gaems!

D&D Name generator at it's finest!

grr. made me go afk for this

I can do it too!

It is 4:04 on my clock right now. Someone's interweb just sank

So i found a really nifty thing for us World of Warcrack addicts.

http://sigs.guildlaunch.net/

it maeks you a signature with your character on it, and a pretty picture, and your stats taht you are most proud of.

and very soon there will be a wonderful new post. Full of...how you say...Art.

SuperHaxxxxx....

I learned how to wave-dash! Lol. Also Time has anxiously been waiting my arrival. Now i am here...now I am not. Ha! I defy all logic. Did you know that the truth is boring? And now for the truth. You may not always want to know what is hidden up skirts.

KANE...LIVES!

I had a famileee.

I fed them shards of glass.

Now they have lots of new orifices that make red water for everyone.

And the next tiem there is a baby on the same flight i am on, the in-flight dinner will be VEAL.

and I don't mean deers or w/e.

...i mean babies.

in case you didn't get that.

Will put up art when there is art that is done.

In the mean time: MARIO KART!

dwarf cat

Family vacations don't necessarily suck. I re-bonded with my cousin Zack, who's 23 and just as much into D&D, MMOs, video games, etc. as we are. And he's a musical GENIUS. He does techno/trance stuff (mostly trance) and is utterly amazing at it. It's nice to know that I'm not the only dork in the family. We're going to a medieval thing later in July for a few days, and I'm pumped for that. At least I'm getting one road trip out of this summer.

On a side note: this might be one of those memes that's already been talked about, but do any of you play and of the Elder Scrolls games, specifically Oblivion?

so long and thanks for all the fish

So, I'm in New York right now on a family vacation thing. My grandmother's family owns this house-mansion-thingy right on Lake Ontario. I used to come here every summer up until I was nine. Lots of fish, water, bugs, creaky old houses, small children, relatives...you get the picture. It's out of use all seasons except for the summer, so it gets to be pretty groady without people to take care of it.

At any rate, this year my sort-of aunt and her children (8 and 6 years old) brought with them TWO KITTENS. And one of them's name is Ella. Which is confusing.

The moral of this post: zomg kit-tenz who like to biyte! and are ku-yte.

transmission

So in the words of my 4 year old cousin eating salad "nom NOM!!!...... nom NOM!!!!"

/end transmission




LEEEEEEROY JENKIINNSSSSS!!!!!!

“The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open.”

Just a warning, a disclaimer, a legal don't-shoot-or-yell-or-rant-at-me message prior to the actual message containing things that might force things to be thrown at me: This is going to be a post filled with emotions, boring things, and the only video game references will be to Wind Waker and WoW, but they will be brief. Oh yes, and it might be rather long. So feel free to skip, skim over, or actually read. I take no responsibility for your actions....anyway.

I've been reading a lot lately. Mostly Chuck Palahnuik (HAHA! I spelled it right), and Neil Gaiman. Palahnuik is most renowned for writing Fight Club (which I have never read) and has a really #&$*'d view on the world, but is a really good and interesting read. Gaiman is a fecking genius, really. Sandman is a good graphic novel series in itself, but his actual novel writing is phenomenal. In other words, I'm pale and now writing a novel of my own. But who knows how long I'll actually care enough to remember to write.

Y'know what sucks? When your internet goes out because of thunderstorms. Not the electricity, mind you, because if the electricity had gone out you would have reason to complain and whine and get sympathy. No, the internet. This means no checking SWIS, email, web comics, or playing WoW. Or watching terrible TV shows.

So, my internet was out until 4 this afternoon. I was forced to actually accomplish household tasks. >.< Dishes, playing Wind Waker, telling my dog to shut up and stop barking. And I felt really...cut off from the world. I am a leper without my interwebzorz.

Oh yeah and emotional blarg about NMH and friends in VT being angst-filled. OH, but I really can't complain about anything. YA RLY.

'Cause, well...I dunno. I had an awesome weekend. I'd been meaning to go to a concert (an actual concert. Read: rock or some form/sub-genre of), and lo and behold my friend Megan invited me to go with her and her friend Jonah to one on Friday night. The bands were pretty good for high school kids, and the company was definitely worth it. I drank about 4 energy drinks and we were up until 2 am. We had to wake up at 5.

Basically....I'm done. Erm. if I still had Photo Shop I would post something epic I made, but I deleted that (along with most of the files on my computer) to make it so I could actually play WoW.

To Quote Peter, Paul and Mary...

So I'm leaving, on a jet plane. But unlike the doofus in that song, I do know when I'm coming back. Next week, at about 12 am -_-;; . Fecking time zones.

Going to see everyone related to my dad through blood, marriage, or demonology. Most likely spend the whole time doing what I do here: play Gaemz all day, with the subtraction of World of Warcrack.

I want a mount. 4 moar levuls to go. T_T

I also want to not have a plane leaving at 9:30, because the airport is an hour away at least, and they say be there an hour and a half ahead of time.

If my DS charge runs out I am so choking a stewardess with the DM's Guide.

Chauncey is a TOTAL douche sometimes

Don't give me that look, you know exactly who Chauncey is. Or maybe you don't.
Anyway, he threw out the packing crates yesterday. He KNEW there would be a 10% market value rise of packing crates today, and that I planned to sell them in the orient.

Something dear uncle Dawson sent this morning with the postman:

http://lemondemon.com/downloads/Kitten%20Is%20Angry.mp3

The beast surely is angry, if even junior bards sing of it.

I will now eat this entire carton of cucumber slices mixed with woodchips. Doctor's orders for a healthy...nose...or something. Yes. A healthy nose.

Fall, Image Gundam!

jake told to me make an image, so I threw something together in photoshop.
crazyradio!
Click on the image so you see more than half of it.


eeeemage.