there's really two types of posts on this bolg.
There's crazy-wierd-insane gamer/animator/person posts, and there's posts about life in general.
See asian sweat-drop emote in title.
o.O
Saturday, June 7, 2008
well I would like new vocal cords, kthnx
I've randomly acquired laryngitis. I have no voice and I'm coughing like hell, and my throat is screaming at me to get it some cough drops. But I has no monies, as I spent them all on emo sunglasses, candy, a shirt for my dad, and other things that one can find in upper class America's malls. I hate malls. I generally hate consumerism, but I'm as much a hypocrite as any. I've been being driven around in a silver Porsche convertible, so that kind of off-sets the laryngitis.
DEAR GOD MY VOICE!
DEAR GOD MY VOICE!
Thursday, June 5, 2008
Can we get a replacement for eyes, now?
Started work on two new projects...I noticed that I draw things that mostly look alike: asplode-y type deals.
I also noticed that drawing in MS paint for 3 hours can really f*ck up your hand.
I also noticed that drawing in MS paint for 3 hours can really f*ck up your hand.
Labels:
asplodey,
Hands,
ms paint,
new,
posts,
POUND IT,
projects,
replacements,
sweet jesus my EYES,
tags
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
Insomnia
It makes me play WoW better. Er, longer. Er, waste more of my life.
Hehehe, sleep is for noobs.
1:37 AM right now. Gotta get up at 7 to go work for 6 hours on a house.
Vat eees dis "schleeeep" joo speek off?
How joo say in ingiliz? schleeep?
DEAR GOD, YOUR EYES ARE CLOSED! NO! DON'T SLEEP!
Hehehe, sleep is for noobs.
1:37 AM right now. Gotta get up at 7 to go work for 6 hours on a house.
Vat eees dis "schleeeep" joo speek off?
How joo say in ingiliz? schleeep?
DEAR GOD, YOUR EYES ARE CLOSED! NO! DON'T SLEEP!
Sunday, June 1, 2008
So I'm a tired bastard and a sellout
Ok people, I now have Adsense. Which means that soon enough, there will be shiny buttons to click to annoy people here. CLICK THEM. It gives me money, something I desperately need.
Just finished going to about 6 parties, half for me and half for other people, so my eyes really hurt now.
Plus, due to a monster gamestop run, I has 5 noo gaemz to paly. My eyes!
Just finished going to about 6 parties, half for me and half for other people, so my eyes really hurt now.
Plus, due to a monster gamestop run, I has 5 noo gaemz to paly. My eyes!
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Monday, May 26, 2008
Funny hats.
Labels:
cthulu,
dear god my eyes,
eat,
funny glasses,
funny hats,
labels,
mythbusters,
posts,
r'lyeh,
stuffed,
sunken city,
tags,
your soul
Saturday, May 24, 2008
Thursday, May 22, 2008
WHY YOU IS DUMB!
Flurry of blows! Er, updaytes. er, upnights. er, wait. crap.
Moral of all stories: DO NOT BE DUMB.
As shown here.
Public void main string rocket backpack rocket rocker.


Ellen can totally take down that bandit. With ease.
And, contrary to popular opinion, archers make the best tanks.
Moral of all stories: DO NOT BE DUMB.
As shown here.
Public void main string rocket backpack rocket rocker.
Ellen can totally take down that bandit. With ease.
And, contrary to popular opinion, archers make the best tanks.
Labels:
bandit,
die,
dumb,
fail,
fire emblem,
fuuin no tsurugi,
hero,
idiot,
mamkute,
myrmidon,
priest,
sniper,
suicide,
sword of seals,
tags
WHY YOU IS WRONG!
Here is a picture of Cid Hasin a banana

I finally finished that image. I maek it appear now on the screen for your veiwewering plezurs.

YAY RAGNELL!
In other news: Flame Rocket Cat Skates fire out of france's nipples.
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tags,
yay
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Mind=mine=pine=FLAY IT ALL
So, you've got your mindflayers, right. Illithids? Tentacles, brains, yum, etc.

So then you're lookin' at yer mindflayer, and suddenly...

He's a mine-flayer. Cuz, you know, with the pickaxe and all. Mining stuff and stuff. But, still, one more pun-logical leap.

A pineflayer!
Pound IT!!!!! I'M STRAIGHT UP DOIN HOMEWAAARRRKKKK!
So then you're lookin' at yer mindflayer, and suddenly...
He's a mine-flayer. Cuz, you know, with the pickaxe and all. Mining stuff and stuff. But, still, one more pun-logical leap.
A pineflayer!
Pound IT!!!!! I'M STRAIGHT UP DOIN HOMEWAAARRRKKKK!
Labels:
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mmm tentacles,
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posts,
straight up ballin,
straight up doin homewaaaark,
tags
Saturday, May 17, 2008
el gato. le chien. the mouse
So, two nights ago, my cat brought in a mouse from outside. A teeny little mouse, scared to be attacked by such a ferocious...kit-ten.
Anyway, the kitten brings the mouse inside and my dog, being my dog, goes over to see what's happening. The dog shoves the kitten out of the way and starts sniffing and licking the mouse and...
INHALES it. Through her mouth. Swallows without chewing.
So then, both the kitten and the dog go walking around the room, looking for the mouse. Totally like WTF just happened?! This went on for like 10 minutes. Just them sniffing and walking and scamping and looking confuzzled.
Hilarious.
INHALES it. Through her mouth. Swallows without chewing.
So then, both the kitten and the dog go walking around the room, looking for the mouse. Totally like WTF just happened?! This went on for like 10 minutes. Just them sniffing and walking and scamping and looking confuzzled.
Hilarious.
Saturday, May 10, 2008
coming soon to prove MS paint can still pwn
Another crazy "holiness explosion" type animation.
gawd, my eyes hurt. I worked on it for hour and a half just now. About a third done. *pant pant pant*
gawd, my eyes hurt. I worked on it for hour and a half just now. About a third done. *pant pant pant*
Labels:
animations,
dear god my eyes,
gifs,
ms paint,
posts,
tags
Before the bolg becomes a series of Toasty images
OK Fong. And everyone else.
When you make a series of images, post them all at once, save to tell us "first in series, will post rest when finished" Because 1 large post is bettr than a bajillion sml posts.
I also have absolutely nothing to put up here right now, because Java is a dick.
for(java is a dick = yes; java keeps being a dick; java = java + wtf)
{
GODDAMNIT = true;
}
When you make a series of images, post them all at once, save to tell us "first in series, will post rest when finished" Because 1 large post is bettr than a bajillion sml posts.
I also have absolutely nothing to put up here right now, because Java is a dick.
for(java is a dick = yes; java keeps being a dick; java = java + wtf)
{
GODDAMNIT = true;
}
Friday, May 9, 2008
a perty
A Cat post actually about a g*d-damned cat.
First, 100 moneys to the person to draw a better levinsnake than Fong.
second: i wa thinking about my caat today. She is 2.
We got her at 8 weeks from teh Greenfield pound. Omg, she was so cute and climbing up the cage using the other kittens as ladders.
but I feel really bad, because she had a sister in there, and we SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN HER TOO, and I wonder if she's ok...she was one of those cats with the 6 claws on one paw...all unique n' shit.
gawd daymn it. curse a world where kittens are put to sleep.
second: i wa thinking about my caat today. She is 2.
We got her at 8 weeks from teh Greenfield pound. Omg, she was so cute and climbing up the cage using the other kittens as ladders.
but I feel really bad, because she had a sister in there, and we SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN HER TOO, and I wonder if she's ok...she was one of those cats with the 6 claws on one paw...all unique n' shit.
gawd daymn it. curse a world where kittens are put to sleep.
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
mountain cottage fountain
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