Saturday, June 7, 2008

-_-;;

there's really two types of posts on this bolg.
There's crazy-wierd-insane gamer/animator/person posts, and there's posts about life in general.
See asian sweat-drop emote in title.
o.O

well I would like new vocal cords, kthnx

I've randomly acquired laryngitis. I have no voice and I'm coughing like hell, and my throat is screaming at me to get it some cough drops. But I has no monies, as I spent them all on emo sunglasses, candy, a shirt for my dad, and other things that one can find in upper class America's malls. I hate malls. I generally hate consumerism, but I'm as much a hypocrite as any. I've been being driven around in a silver Porsche convertible, so that kind of off-sets the laryngitis.

DEAR GOD MY VOICE!

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Can we get a replacement for eyes, now?

Started work on two new projects...I noticed that I draw things that mostly look alike: asplode-y type deals.

I also noticed that drawing in MS paint for 3 hours can really f*ck up your hand.

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Insomnia

It makes me play WoW better. Er, longer. Er, waste more of my life.

Hehehe, sleep is for noobs.
1:37 AM right now. Gotta get up at 7 to go work for 6 hours on a house.
Vat eees dis "schleeeep" joo speek off?
How joo say in ingiliz? schleeep?

DEAR GOD, YOUR EYES ARE CLOSED! NO! DON'T SLEEP!

Sunday, June 1, 2008

So I'm a tired bastard and a sellout

Ok people, I now have Adsense. Which means that soon enough, there will be shiny buttons to click to annoy people here. CLICK THEM. It gives me money, something I desperately need.

Just finished going to about 6 parties, half for me and half for other people, so my eyes really hurt now.

Plus, due to a monster gamestop run, I has 5 noo gaemz to paly. My eyes!

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

It had to be posted...

In other news there is no other news.

Monday, May 26, 2008

Funny hats.



Cthulu: Breaking into your house since fucking forever.

Saturday, May 24, 2008

commencuation

This is your club:

This is your club after graduation:

Thursday, May 22, 2008

WHY YOU IS DUMB!

Flurry of blows! Er, updaytes. er, upnights. er, wait. crap.
Moral of all stories: DO NOT BE DUMB.
As shown here.
Public void main string rocket backpack rocket rocker.
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Ellen can totally take down that bandit. With ease.
And, contrary to popular opinion, archers make the best tanks.

WHY YOU IS WRONG!


Here is a picture of Cid Hasin a banana


I finally finished that image. I maek it appear now on the screen for your veiwewering plezurs.


YAY RAGNELL!

In other news: Flame Rocket Cat Skates fire out of france's nipples.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Mind=mine=pine=FLAY IT ALL

So, you've got your mindflayers, right. Illithids? Tentacles, brains, yum, etc.
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So then you're lookin' at yer mindflayer, and suddenly...
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He's a mine-flayer. Cuz, you know, with the pickaxe and all. Mining stuff and stuff. But, still, one more pun-logical leap.

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A pineflayer!
Pound IT!!!!! I'M STRAIGHT UP DOIN HOMEWAAARRRKKKK!

Saturday, May 17, 2008

el gato. le chien. the mouse

So, two nights ago, my cat brought in a mouse from outside. A teeny little mouse, scared to be attacked by such a ferocious...kit-ten. Anyway, the kitten brings the mouse inside and my dog, being my dog, goes over to see what's happening. The dog shoves the kitten out of the way and starts sniffing and licking the mouse and...
INHALES it. Through her mouth. Swallows without chewing.

So then, both the kitten and the dog go walking around the room, looking for the mouse. Totally like WTF just happened?! This went on for like 10 minutes. Just them sniffing and walking and scamping and looking confuzzled.

Hilarious.

Saturday, May 10, 2008

coming soon to prove MS paint can still pwn

Another crazy "holiness explosion" type animation.

gawd, my eyes hurt. I worked on it for hour and a half just now. About a third done. *pant pant pant*

More snake...BREAD


I made teh secondness. it took me FOR-EVAR

Before the bolg becomes a series of Toasty images

OK Fong. And everyone else.

When you make a series of images, post them all at once, save to tell us "first in series, will post rest when finished" Because 1 large post is bettr than a bajillion sml posts.

I also have absolutely nothing to put up here right now, because Java is a dick.

for(java is a dick = yes; java keeps being a dick; java = java + wtf)
{
GODDAMNIT = true;
}

The toast.

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The toast. He has it.
Oh, to have toast as he does.

Friday, May 9, 2008

a perty



I made it myself. It is not done, but it is fun. I will continue to work on this purty little thing, and post results later.

voices of the lifestream are talking to me constantly. unless i'm in a state of trance.

A Cat post actually about a g*d-damned cat.

First, 100 moneys to the person to draw a better levinsnake than Fong.

second: i wa thinking about my caat today. She is 2.

We got her at 8 weeks from teh Greenfield pound. Omg, she was so cute and climbing up the cage using the other kittens as ladders.

but I feel really bad, because she had a sister in there, and we SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN HER TOO, and I wonder if she's ok...she was one of those cats with the 6 claws on one paw...all unique n' shit.

gawd daymn it. curse a world where kittens are put to sleep.

CRAPPY SNAKES RISE!

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Sh*tty leavened jpegs RIZE! wait, no, the SNAKE didn't.

AND YES. IT IS BREAD.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

mountain cottage fountain

This year's gone by too fast, but maybe that's a good thing. Because, because of that, the bruises and scars from various outdoor activities and general abuse from friends seem to fade more quickly.
I need to make more stuffz but I don't have any time. Damn this school and its school-ness. Cat. cat.