Chicken patties are like this:
SOME LUNCHES ARE LIEK *GRUNT*, I AM LIEK A HORRIBLE DATE THAT ENDS WHEN YOU CLEAR YOUR PLATE.
and Chicken Patties are all like:
O-M-F-G-F I AM THE BEST LUNCH EVAR ITS LIKE "HELLO I AM CHIKN WILL YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME"?
and you're like: NO, THAT'S OK I LOVE YOU WITHOUT CASUAL INTERCOURSE, MOST AWESOME LUNCH EVAR.