well I would like new vocal cords, kthnx

I've randomly acquired laryngitis. I have no voice and I'm coughing like hell, and my throat is screaming at me to get it some cough drops. But I has no monies, as I spent them all on emo sunglasses, candy, a shirt for my dad, and other things that one can find in upper class America's malls. I hate malls. I generally hate consumerism, but I'm as much a hypocrite as any. I've been being driven around in a silver Porsche convertible, so that kind of off-sets the laryngitis.

DEAR GOD MY VOICE!